Saturday, July 23, 2011

Fighting Fat With Crimefile!

Chicago, IL—We all must maintain super-hero figures to effectively fight crime. I have a guaranteed weight loss system for the hardworking men and women that work in 012.

The same system will work in every district if you apply the same secret formula with other fine establishments.


Anonymous said...

Starvation always works. I will try it! No more good food, just cardboard and water for me! Yum yum.

Anonymous said...

Paul, You forced me to drive all the way to Jew Town so I could have two of those pork chop sandwiches with fries!

You're not helping me to keep my weight down! :(

Anonymous said...

Yum Yum,I liked it better at the original location,eating with rats in an area that looked like Dresden after the Allies bombed it.
Not to mention the plastic bag wigwams and interesting local "wildlife".

Anonymous said...

I luv those hot dogs!!MMMMM lotsa grilled onions,hot peppers,mustard.All the juices from the hamburgers,porkchops and dogs running together on one grill,yum yum.

**Michelin Stars in my book.