Thousand Oaks, CA—At last night’s MoveOn.org rally here things got ugly after a pro-ObanaCare supporter actually ate the finger of a counter-demonstrator.
The MoveON.org is a nasty group of Loony Left Wing agitators that worships Barack Obama. Apparently savages and cannibals are in their ranks so please use caution wherever they appear. Is MoveOn.org’s next move going to involve head-hunting and head-shrinking?
The MoveOn.org cannibal escaped with the help of his fellow cannibals. The unidentified victim was treated at a local hospital for rabies along with the closure of the amputation wound.