Los Angeles, CA—My cat Nerak asked me who won yesterday’s election. I had no clue she’d take it that hard. She’s been barfing all morning and I thought she had it under control.
I had to tell her that President-elect Barack Obama was set to get his first CIA briefing and how he was going to bring us much closer to what the United Nations wants as fast as he could. That must have set something off because she’s been in a commode hugging funk ever since.
Does anyone have any ideas how I could make Nerak feel better?